Gabriel Nathan Schwartz is a 29 year-old attorney and was a Colorado delegate to the Republican convention in St. Paul, Minnesota. He got rolled in his hotel room there by a prostitute (of the female variety):
DENVER — A delegate to the Republican convention says he was robbed of $50,000 after he took a woman to his Minneapolis hotel room.
Gabriel Nathan Schwartz, 29, a Denver attorney and party donor, told police he met the woman in a bar at the luxurious Hotel Ivy and invited her up to his room early on Sept. 4, a few hours after Alaska Gov. Sarah Palin accepted the GOP nomination to be vice president. Police said the woman made the man drinks and told him to get undressed.
Schwartz told police that was the last thing he remembered…
…Police said that when Schwartz awoke, the woman was gone. She got away with a $30,000 watch, a $20,000 ring, a necklace valued at $5,000, earrings priced at $4,000, a cell phone valued at $1,500 and a Prada belt valued at $1,000, police said.
Here’s Gabriel Nathan Schwartz explaining his views on bombing Muslims and taking their oil to the good people at LinkTV.
Mr. Schwartz defended himself with this excuse:
“Also, some media outlets, with no sense of humor, have linked a silly interview that I gave to a little-known Internet outlet. When joking around with its so-called reporters, I thought the interview was a satire and didn’t take it seriously. The interview is a farce and does not accurately express my political views. I endorse the platform of the Republican National Committee.”
Uh-huh. The Poor Man Institute has a good take on this, taking it “as incontrovertible proof that there is a God.” The comment thread there is very funny. All told, I take it as karmic justice that the guy gave that interview, went back to the hotel, picked up a whore, and got rooked out of $50,000 worth of worthless crap.
A cell phone worth $1,500?!? WTF could that possibly be, the original John McCain handcrafted Blackberry?
Good one. And he wears diamond earrings?
Well, you can see that in the interview!
I think this guy got ripped off on every accessory he ever bought, realized it, got pissed, and decided to try to recoup his losses.
I wonder if they tested the glasses for drugs and whether he gave a blood or urine sample.
Are you seriously asking if they relied on science at the GOP convention?
heh. But Minnesota is a blue state. Right?
look who is seeing red know..another family values Republican..
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they tried to take urine but he pissed out diamond pinkie rings.
If this dude really did have the most expensive cell phone ever, he was also gay. Which would seem to fit quite well with his persona.
I have no idea why he’d be gay, and he evidently likes women. But I knew the thing must have diamond inlays to be that expensive.
Trust me, no straight man wears a $1000 belt.
one that wants to flaunt his wealth will.
Possible, but unlikely. My bet is still on his “attacker” being a male and/or transexual.
true a straight man would spend a 1000 dollars on a hooker or stripper..
That’s what I said: what the hell kind o phone costs $1500?
Insurance fraud for sure.
Probably insurance fraud.
However, HE might also like dressing as a woman or dressing trollops up like princesses (depending upon his fantasies).
There is another explanation. “Gold bars Luskan” is probably not the only attorney to be paid in kind, with goods of questionable pedigree. If one of his clients met him at the convention and handed him the jewelry in lieu of payment, nothing would get booked or taxed or audited. But, the fraud angle is the strongest.
This is not a gentleman. He’d probably accept diamond studs and leather as payment.
He has to have family money backing him. 3 years of law school means that he graduated at age 25. Most lawyers do not hang out shingles of their own because it takes years to build a practice. So they clerk until they pass the bar exam (given twice a year). Hope to they get hired at a firm. Then they steal the client lists. ;^) That’s what my former husband did. But we went to law school at night; he was 27 upon graduation and 28 upon getting the license.
Schwartz is only 29.
If he has been in practice for a couple of years, how does he have $50,000 in cash for a week’s running around money? Even if his family paid for his schooling, so that he doesn’t have a crushing student loan debt, there are still start-up costs in a business. Is it possible that he was trying to hook up with a VIP prostitute… some of the ones at Spitz’s club were very pricey, and perhaps he didn’t want the banks tracing his purchases?
That Claire female could be a sister. Someone in Colorado might be able to run down the family connection. AIPAC and warmongering and bombing-for-profit does sound like they are related. Or ought to be. We wouldn’t wish them upon others.
If he does spring from a wealthy family, I’m certain that they are absolutely delighted that their investment in “my son, the lawyer” has turned out so well, and hope that the bridge and golf buddies congratulate them upon the celebrity.
Meanwhile, the matchmaker is going to have to work a lot harder to make him marriageable.
sarah palin baby name generator
I’m Barrel McRaven Palin
Flack Gobbler Palin
Mangle Blue is me
bob dylan wrote a song about you…
Thank you, Boo.
I tried it again with my Bootrib name and got Froth Moonshine. Cool, huh?
I like yours too, McRaven – ‘cabin girl’ comes out Ladel Torque, Booman = Krinkle Bearcat.
Beans Harpoon Palin reporting for duty, sir!
That is awesome.
Also: it provides irrefutable proof that none of Sarah Palin’s so called “children” are actually hers! Here are what Sarah Palin’s “children” would be named if they were Sarah Palin’s children:
Track : Meat Notgay Palin
Trig : Engine Nighthawk Palin
Bristol : Strangle Thicket Palin
Willow : Hen Waffle Palin
Piper : Fog Piles Palin
Gripper Carom Palin at your service, sir, bringing up the rear, as always.
No fair. Mine kinda sucks:
Mounty Bat Palin
Meat Notgay…huh?
The amazing thing is that this dipshit let the story go public. Wouldn’t you think that if you got caught at something like this you’d keep it hush?
I wonder if the guy caught himself a case of VD in the bargain? That would top off this story…
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I couldn’t find a link between attorney Gabriel Nathan Schwartz and AIPAC, however his statements about bombing Iran and the Denver Republicans does provide a surprising connect, or not.
“I have Jewish friends who believe in free markets, are deeply suspicious of big government, view the general bag of leftist ideas as callow if not dangerous, yet would sooner tuck into a large plate of pigs’ feet than vote for a Republican for president. They just can’t bring themselves to do it.”
For those Jewish Republicans who wish to persuade themselves that they’re not alone, the local Denver group meets at the East Side Kosher Deli this Thursday at 6:30 PM, and we’ll be hearing from the rather impressive Claire Schwartz, who heads up AIPAC out here.
Wonkette: GOP Delegate Robbed Blind By Sexy Hero Gal
"But I will not let myself be reduced to silence.".
Claire Schwartz
"But I will not let myself be reduced to silence."Eye Ran. Nucular. That pretty much pegs him.
And how cute that he expects the Eye Rainians to pay back the U.S. for bombing the shit out if them. Even worse than the U.S. Congress expecting the Eye Rackians to pay to reconstruct what the United States has spent 17 years destroying.
If you want to get bombed by the U.S. you had better be prepared to pay for the bombs!
PS What fitting justice that shortly after he advocates robbing Eye Ran to pay for their own destruction, he is robbed by some bimbo he picked up in a bar. I hope he either didn’t get anything for his money, or if he got something, I hope he ended up with a dandy little STD – something that is hard to cure, please.
I don’t know if I have ever seen anyone uglier than that guy. Woo. What a pig. Probably a virg.
Sounds like she/he slipped Schwartz a roofie. He probably didn’t even get anything in return.