What if they threw an economic collapse and nobody came?
Every few years it’s another “Hottest Thing Ever!!!”
Fitzmasses all.
Reverse Fitzmasses.
It ALL tends towards the mean.
Naaaaahhhhh…not that kind of mean.
The middle mean, not the extremely mean.
Read on for more.
Going backwards in time…
Katrina-Hottest thing ever!!!” The country will fall apart under the pressure!!!
The Iraq Invasion-Hottest thing ever!!!” NOW we’ll make the world safe for economic imperialism…errrr, I mean for democracy!!!
9/11-“Hottest thing ever!!!” The country will fall apart under the pressure!!!
The 2000 + 2004 elections-“Hottest thing ever!!!” The country will fall apart under the pressure!!!
Bill Clinton’s impeachment/dick control problems-“Hottest thing ever!!!” Sitting president goes down!!! Or…someone goes down on a (standing) sitting president!! How can the nation survive this worst thing ever!!!
“Reagan is senile!!!” “Hottest thing ever!!!” When was he not senile? Ever seen any of his early pictures? The worst actor ever. Bar none.
“Reagan’s been shot!!!”
“Hottest thing ever!!!”
“The country will fall apart under the pressure!!!”
No it won’t. I am in control!!
Just like I was before the old fool went and got hisself shot.
Nixon’s a liar and a thief!!!
Vietnam is falling!!!
JFK’s been shot!!!
The Bay of Pigs!!!
The Cuban Missile Crisis!!!
Etc. etc., etc. on back to infinity.
Watch out!!! Here comes Genghis Khan!!! “Hottest thing ever!!!”
ALL “The hottest thing ever!!!”
All bullshit.
Everything gets better but the last thing, folks.
And this ain’t the last thing.
Bet on it.
The last last thing?
That will be the hottest thing ever.
You kin bet yore ass on that, as well.
Bet on it.
All the rest?
Just more bullshit and hustle.
The answer?
NEWSTRIKE!!!
What if they threw a financial panic and no one came?
Yup.
Later…gotta go tend to the same knittin’ I wuz tending to before this latest hot spell. I smell some cool air a’comin’ in about 18 months. Bet on that too while you’re at it.
One day it’s a Depression, the next it’s a great big, profitable World War II.
Hmmmm…..
Sometimes it rains; sometimes it shines.
Hmmmm…..
Have fun…
And…panic not.
Later…
AG
