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My Top 10 Wish List

Here’s my Top Ten list of Republicans I’d like to see lose tomorrow (that have at least a reasonable shot of being defeated):

1. John McCain- because that means we get President Obama!!
2. Rep. Virgil Goode (VA-05)- because of his histrionic anti-Muslim bashing.
3. Sen. Saxby Chambliss of Georgia- because of his campaign against Max Cleland in 2002 and his view of black people as ‘the other guys’.
4. Sen. Mitch McConnell of Kentucky- for being a total corporate tool and because he’s the leader of the obstructionist Senate Republicans.
5. Rep. Michele Bachmann (MN-06)- because she wants the FBI to interrogate Democrats for signs of anti-Americanism. Because she’s a hero of the loony religious right.
6. Sen. Liddy Dole- for running an ad that falsely accused her opponent of atheism.
7. Rep. Marilyn Musgrave (CO-04)- for her over-the-top gay-bashing.
8. Sen. Ted Stevens of Alaska- because he’s a convicted felon. Because I am very excited about the job Mark Begich will do in the Senate.
9. Rep. Steve King (IA-05)- because he’s a frothing-at-the-mouth lunatic and because his opponent Ron Hubler would be an awesome progressive replacement.
10. Rep. Charlie Dent (PA-15)- because his opponent Sam Bennett and I had a great time together in Austin, and I’d like to have a friend in Congress.

What’s your list?

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