Yea for California. They resisted the urge to deviate from Biblical law and allow those evil sodomites to marry. That was a very good sign for Real Christians in America. But let’s be frank. It’s only the beginning. It’s a baby step, and it was a defensive measure at that considering the action of the Godless heathens on the California Supreme Court which permitted those sinful perverts to marry in the first place. Now is not the time to rest on your laurels, Christians. Now is the time to push for real reform, and a return to Biblical values. And I have the perfect target for our next proposition. Consider the following:
Deuteronomy 22:22 “If a man is found sleeping with another man’s wife, both the man who slept with her and the woman must die.”
Leviticus 20:10 “If a man commits adultery with another man’s wife–with the wife of his neighbor–both the adulterer and the adulteress must be put to death.”
Could anything be more clear? God wants us to end our sinful ways here in the US of A. There are only a few homosexuals relatively speaking who practice their abominations upon each others bodies, but there are millions more adulterers. Why should they get off the hook? For trust me, adultery has done far more to wreck marriages than homosexual activity. Just check out your local court records and see how many divorce petitions list adultery as the cause. And that’s just the tip of the iceberg, as we say, since many marriages persist, despite the adulterous conduct of one or both spouses. It’s a sin, brothers and sisters. It’s immorality of the highest order. And it ought to be a crime.
Indeed, according to the Bible it’s a capital offense in the eyes of our Lord. And if we want to continue to call ourselves a Christian Nation, we better get with the Lord’s program. Why even Jesus himself said these laws need to be followed to the letter:
Matthew 5:17-18 “Do not think that I [Jesus] have come to abolish the Law (the Old Testament) or the Prophets; I have not come to abolish them but to fulfill them. I tell you the truth, until heaven and earth disappear, not the smallest letter, not the least stroke or a pen, will by any means disappear from the Law (the Old Testament) until everything is accomplished.”
Now, I myself believe that we really wouldn’t have to execute that many adulterers before the rest of these blasphemers and atheistic pagan idolaters had their “Come to Jesus” moment, as it were. A few hundred public stonings a year ought to do the trick. And as we know so well, as goes California, so goes the Nation. Besides just imagine the economic bonanza such stonings could create if marketed properly.
We could sell tickets to the executions to be held at large stadiums, perhaps with a rock band or two as a warm up act. And the next great reality TV show might very well be “The Executioners” in which contestants vie for a chance to throw their rocks at these worthless sexually addicted men and women. Not to mention all the related spin off industries such as computer games, officially licensed stoning memorabilia, Fidelity apparel, and so on. In a down economy, nothing would be better than a little economic stimulus, and nothing is more stimulating to a Good Christian than seeing a sinner meet his or her just reward.
So, please, all you people who supported and promoted Prop 8, get your act in gear (and you know I’m looking at you, Latter Day Saints and Roman Catholics). Because God did not put us here on earth to persecute Gays and Lesbians alone, but everyone who is deserving of punishment as set forth in the Old Testament. And I even have the perfect name for this Campaign:
Vote YES on Prop “A”
Do it for the kids
Because no one should have to question who their real father is
What do you think? Catchy, right? And after we succeed with banning adultery we can move on to the real threat to our marriages: Divorce!
<blockquoteMatthew 19:6 “So then, they are no longer two but one flesh. Therefore what God has joined together, let not man separate.”
But that campaign can wait. As I said before, baby steps, my friends. Baby steps.
