The Wanker of the Year is easy to pick. It’s John McCain. McCain wins the award for the trifecta of William Ayers, Not-Joe the Not-Plumber, and Sarah Palin. The latter two involved so much wanking it almost makes us forget about how masturbatory the whole ‘Domestic Terrorist’ thing was. Congratulations, John McCain, and fuck you, forever.
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Of course, readers may think Cokie Roberts is more deserving.
For me there is no other choice but Joe Lieberman.
I dunno. Joe can’t win every year.
Quote of the Year goes to Chris Matthews. Steady.
Fuck Sarah Palin, fuck Joe Lieberman, and fuck John, the cluster fuck, McCain. Long may this republican triumvirate rot in its own special chaos so richly deserved by these champions of the cheap shot, the outright lie and the clear abuse of what is good and holy.
OK, I’ll do Sarah, you do Joe and John.
i still say it’s Bush.
Yeah, one can still make a powerful case for this Wanker of the decade!
John O’Sullivan makes a late push for the honor.
Pure, undiluted, undistilled drivel. Sullivan gets paid to write this crap?
dishonorable mention: ann coulter for Sarah Palin: Conservative of the Year…¡jezeus!“Mrs. Palin is a good speaker“
Ummmm – no. Mrs. Palin is good reader of material written by speech writers as long as said material is clearly displayed on a teleprompter. That is the sum total of her verbal skills.
She ought to be able to read from a teleprompter; that was her major in college.
You betcha!
SUCH LANGUAGE!!!!
now don’t get me wrong- I fully agree with you. I would suggest that john should be considered for Wanker of the Decade.
It will be interesting to watch his upcoming votes. The only possible challenge to the Wanker title might be the Oxy Addict!
Joy and peace to one and all!!!!!!