Conservatives, to protest the imminent descent of our nation into unmitigated socialism, should immediately reject and return immediately to the federal government all federal benefits they receive or have received, on principle. That is, all benefits received under social security, medicare, student loans, small business loans, FHA loans, etc. And to be fair they should take their kids out of all public schools and any colleges or universities which receive federal funding in any way, shape or form. And any conservative church receiving federal aid should do likewise. The Lord will provide, I’m sure, if those congregations just pray hard enough and show enough faith in Jesus.
Oh, and let’s not forget unemployment benefits. After all, any real conservative worth his or her salt would be ashamed to take them. Right?
There. I just think I’ve solved the Federal Government’s deficit problem.
