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America is NOT "Cool Again". It Never Was, and It Oughta Acknowledge That Fact.

Forgiven wrote a well-intentioned post on My Left Wing called America is Cool Again. In it he posited the idea that the “coolness” of the Obamas and company rivaled that of the Kennedys and that being the case, we were once again somehow in the catbird seat as far as the rest of the world is concerned.

Not since the early sixties has America so epitomized the notion of cool in the world as we do today. What began as a fist bump on the primary trail has reached a national shout-out before both chambers of Congress. The Obamas in the White House has once again provided the world with the desire to be a part of America and part of the cool that they perceive America to be. Whether it’s the pop star reception of Hillary Clinton in Asia or the talk around European capitals the buzz is unmistakable. The thing about the Kennedy administration that many have forgotten was that they had style and exuded cool to not only Americans but to the world. They made other people in the world want to be American and if they couldn’t be American to immolate American style and coolness.

Sorry, Forgiven…that’s “emulate”, not immolate, but Freud would have been proud. The truth of the matter is that most of the world…not the world that was covered in the hype-news of the day (Or the hype-news of this day, either.), just the 90% of the people of the world who didn’t have shit in the ’60s much as they do not now…did want to “immolate” American style, coolness and in point of fact America itself.

Some of them, failing to have the power to do so, instead immolated themselves in protest.

How cool was THAT!!!???

Pretty fucking hot, indeed.

Meanwhile JFK fucked everything with an available hole, Jackie pretended not to notice, the CIA/Mafia interface eventually shot the fool for crossing them up after making promises that he could not keep and Jackie went on to marry the Toad King Aristotle Onassis.

Nice.

I won!!!

The bigbigbigbigbigbigbigbigBIG lottery!!!

I WON!!!

YIPPEE!!!

Nice.

Dynasty as gameshow.

Very nice.

Cool?

I got yer “cool”, right here!!!

The force that through the green (money) fuse really drives the rotten flower of “cool”.

Bet on it.

Read on for more.
Now the shoe is on the other foot. It is the U.S. that is being immolated.

Like this.

GM warns it may be forced into bankruptcy

DETROIT (Reuters) – General Motors Corp  on Thursday said its auditors had raised “substantial doubt” about its ability to survive outside bankruptcy if it fails to stem its losses and stop burning cash. The “going concern” warning from the struggling U.S. automaker had been expected, but underscored the stakes for GM as it seeks up to $30 billion in U.S. government aid to restructure outside a court-supervised bankruptcy process.

We are essentially printing money to stay afloat.

How cool is that?

This cool.

We keep this shit up, that’s where we are headed.

Bet on it.

I would be happier with less pictures of cool Barack and company in tuxes, ballgowns, Kennedyesque high fashion and such and more of a truly “cool” Barack in well-worn pants and a real workshirt traveling the rundown multi-racial working class neighborhoods of this country and walking into the offices of  the fat motherfuckers who have run said country into the ground telling them  to either get offa their asses and take care of business or be sent to harvest groundnuts in Minnesota forests and strawberries in the jolly fields of California.

But NOOOOO00000!!!

Hype and bailouts are the order of the day.

See!!!??? We’re gonna be OK!!! Lookit how well Ms. Clinton is looking!

Give me a BREAK!!!

The cost of the hair, makeup, scarf earrings and coat alone in this photo would feed 200 poor kids for a month or two.

What are they thinking!!!???

Look at the Chinese guy next to her. No glitz, just a shave and a combover and it’s time to go to work. We were like that once. Wha’ happened, America?

Sorry, bubba.

Smoke and mirrors only go so far.

You are now firmly on the wrong track.

Best of luck in the future.

You’re gonna need it if you think you can bluff your way outta this pickle.

Bet on that as well.

Later…

AG

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