Is this the best they’ve GOT?
Rancid pictures of green eyed, chipmunk-cheeked porn stars with preternaturally huge sacs stuffed in their mouths aside; we need to rub their faces in something far less pleasant than a friendly ol’ lick and nibble of a testicle.
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Teabagging of Biblical Proportions.
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No, wait, there has to be something BETTER!
Yes, yes. I’m talking about douchebagging them. PERFECT!
Lets DOUCHEBAG Faux News, lets DOUCHEBAG the RNC, lets DOUCHEBAG Wall Street, lets DOUCHEBAG the Banks, lets DOUCHEBAG Congress.
If you are unable to purchase even a douchebag, because the douchebags already have all your assets, a Ziplock of good old vinegar and water will suffice. Any brand’ll do ya!
Lets give America a “Fresh” feeling that lasts all Year!