If Dick Cheney shot you in the face, would you apologize to him?
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Martin Longman a contributing editor at the Washington Monthly. He is also the founder of Booman Tribune and Progress Pond. He has a degree in philosophy from Western Michigan University.
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Sure – I would write it on buckshot and then deliver it to him at the highest possible rate of speed…
I would apologize for getting in the way of his birdshot and causing him to miss a few good kills.
l’d probably have responded in kind, with with both barrels, given the source…l seldom miss, ergo, l’d probably still be in gitmo.
I can’t imagine any circumstance under which I’d apologize to him for anything.
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“Peasant!” and return fire, both barrels.
"But I will not let myself be reduced to silence."Perhaps you should yell ‘pheasant’ instead. Plausible deniability, you know?
I can’t believe nobody replied to this with a “Go ___ yourself, Dick.”
Delicate flower that I am, I try to temper my language with blanks.
No apologies for that man ever.