I am thinking of marrying another species because Brian Kilmeade tells me everyone is doing it.
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Is this guy calling for racial purity? Or Scandanavian socialism? What’s he talking about?
He’s saying that America is a nation of race mongrels so a study of Swedes’ health has no application to us.
You know, I THOUGHT that’s what he was saying. I just didn’t believe anyone would still say that crap in public without wearing a sheet over his head.
but, you know, it wasn’t just about breeding with the black or latino or chinese species, it was about english breeding with french and french breeding with Polish. Mess up your genes like that and normal medical science no longer applies. Nothing racist. See?
Yeah, and there’s so much science behind that, too, eh?
Yeah, no one in Urrup ever moved around, especially not the Vikings or the Goths, or the Romans, the Celts, the Greeks, or the Turks, or the Moors for that matter. They all stayed home and none of those wars/invasions ever happened.
Besides, every modern strain of grain or domestic animal is the product of Hybred Vigor – i.e. cross breeds which are superior to their parent races. But then I’m sure the Swedes and Kilmeade don’t eat any of those mongrel foods.
This guy”s family has evidently been practicing its own kind of purity for a few generations. But it does simplify things when you only have one set of grandparents.
Only if your grandparents are both from the same species.
He’s a damned speciesist.
This is your brain.
This is your brain when you overpluck your eyebrows.
hmmmm.
Bushy eyebrows are a sign of a healthy brain?
haven’t you seen any of the Geico caveman commercials? 😉
I have heard that argument from kooks I know;
“Health care will not work in America the way it works in Europe because they have more homogenous societies than we do.”
translated;
“Dark skinned people ruin everything”.
Crazy a$$holes.
nalbar
If those same assholes got out of the country more, they’d find that Europe just isn’t that damned homogenous anymore. Entirely aside from the, um, open borders within the EU, there are pretty sizeable minorities populations of non-European descent in several EU countries, the UK and France being the most prominent.
I’ll grant you that socialized health care may not work in American the way it does in Europe, but it’s not because of Europe’s supposed homogeneity. It’s because Europeans are, well, way ahead of Americans in pretty much every measure except the number of nuclear warheads they own.
The problem with America is that we once led the world in a couple of areas and then stopped improving, as if all we had to do was cross some arbitrary finish line once and be number one for all time. Mention this to a right wing reactionary and you’ll get the usual blame-America-first screed, which only makes me want to punch their lights out and tell them to lay off the fix-America-last bullshit.
As far as the increasingly open racism goes, I’m increasingly inclined to think we ought to lynch a few of them to send the only kind of message those troglodytes understand. This planet belongs to the human race, and if these assholes want to secede from humanity, they need to be aware that they’re surrendering their human rights at the same time.
It’s very strange that the ones that claim ‘America is the BESTEST!’ are also the ones that say we cannot improve on healthcare programs of other countries.
Them; ‘But European countries health care programs SUCK’
Me; ‘So you are saying we cannot improve on their systems?’
Them; ‘YA!’.
Crazy a$$holes.
nalbar
I didn’t know I was Swedish! See what you can learn talking to Republicans?
What’s new about any of this? Grandma said she married another species years ago.
If we’re allowed to marry other species I want to marry a centaur. Don’t tell me I can’t.
I want a MerMan.
As long as the Mer part is his upper half!
why? At this point in my life a man who isn’t obsessed with his lower half and still has fingers and a mouth sounds pretty good to me 🙂
Plus we’d live on water. I love water.
I’m still going with the centaur. I could ride him around the mall when I got tired. And if he’s obsessed with his lower half, at least he’s got good reason to be.
And he’d be hung like a centaur.
of course! 🙂
ok I’ve finally stopped laughing at “…I could ride him around the mall when I got tired”. No, I’m wrong, I’m still laughing. lol!
I’m with Mary. Fingers and mouths are fine with me. Ewww fish lips!
Spoken like someone whose husbands haven’t been hung like hamsters.
Did I miss something at the zoo?
I’m just guessing. Cause if your husband had been hung like a hamster, you would never say that it doesn’t matter.
You don’t really expect her to confirm or deny do you? Not if she’s planning to stay married.
I am going to bow out gracefully and say good night.
My new rule in life is that it needs to be all about me. 🙂
I don’t think you can. Centaurs don’t seem to have a stable gender, so we couldn’t be sure marriage was being protected. That would really piss off Ensign, Sanford, and the gang.
What?! I thought centaurs were men. I’m going to have to think about this.
Are you really going to discriminate against centaurs because their sexuality is fluid?
Centaurophobe!
Surely you’ve seen Fantasia! What further proof do you need that there are female centaurs?
I’m going to hope “stable gender” was an unintentional pun. 😉
That`s a bunch of horseshit
There’s no need to be mane to corvus.
Hi Omir,
Long time no see.
And a great riposte.
You do know that I am never mean/mane to anyone.
I was going to go with “Horsefeathers”, since corvus is a bird of extraordinary wit, intelligence & social graces.
wow…racist code talk if I ever heard it. Did Fox News edit his “Hiel Hitler” at the start of the interview.
No kidding. Did he also talk about an ‘Aryan race’?
No just racial purity…
That is a very strange and twisted man.
why? At this point in my life a man who isn’t obsessed with his lower half and still has fingers and a mouth sounds pretty good to me:P
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