I was shocked to learn today that Matt Kibbe, the president of FreedomWorks, has a 53-inch long penis. That works out to four feet and five inches long. It’s actually bigger than a third-leg. Significantly bigger. It’s like Manute Bol’s leg. In fact, I don’t think I believe him. I think he may have exaggerated the size of his penis.

Update [2009-9-14 18:40:18 by BooMan]: Oops. On closer inspection, it looks like Matt Kibbe’s penis is actually no more than 26 and a half inches long.