How can I put this delicately? I mean, my mother reads this blog. I am a classic insomniac. Having a nearly five-month old baby has gone a long way towards curing me, but I simply have a hard time falling asleep. But one thing that is definitely not a contributing factor in my malady is the fear of being fellated in my sleep against my will. In fact, in my entire life I have never once suffered from that particular anxiety. I think that peddling that anxiety is a pretty desperate attempt to maintain the Don’t Ask, Don’t Tell policy. But to suggest that this anxiety will eventually lead to an all-gay military is simply insane.