When I see Jews on an airplane, I am afraid they will bulldoze my house and build one for themselves.
When I see White Christian men on an airplane, I am afraid they will blow up a nearby federal building.
When I see Black men on an airplane, I am afraid they will sexually harass me and then ascend to the Supreme Court.
When I see Asians on an airplane, I am afraid they will re-educate me in an effort to make a great leap forward.
When I see Latinos on an airplane, I am afraid they will want to steal my job.
When I see Native Americans on an airplane, I am afraid they will want their country back.