I don’t know why Sarah Palin loves the Bushes. They all think she’s trash. But, in a fight between Barbara Bush and Sarah Palin, I think I’d actually take Palin’s side. I can’t say Sarah’s exactly earned what she has, but she kind of half-worked for it. Barb never lifted a pinkie in her life. And she thinks the Astrodome is an awesome housing facility. And she can’t worry her beautiful mind with any of the carnage unleashed by her son. Yeah, I’ll take stupid over straight-up evil every single time.