I’d like to extend an invitation to all Hoosier women. If you want to come live here in Pennsylvania, you’re welcome. Our laws (at least, for now) on reproductive choice are not as insane as what you’re about to experience and we won’t automatically assume you’re making it up if you claim to have been raped or a victim of incest. Pennsylvania has been losing population, so we have plenty of available housing. Of course, you’ll have to give up Peyton Manning for your choice of a date rapist or a dog killer, but I’m a Giants fan anyway. And they’ve got Peyton’s little brother. He’s cuter.
An Invitation
