It’s safe to go outside again. They found the Bronx Zoo cobra. Of course, it makes me feel a little inadequate to learn that I have a couple hundred thousand fewer Twitter followers than a snake.
Now, I ask you, is it inappropriate to use the word ‘uterus’ around young pages and messengers? Do Republicans even know what a uterus is? It’s not an erogenous zone. On the other hand, maybe women should incorporate their uteruses (uteri) so that the Republicans won’t regulate them. Also, too, Vagina!
It’s a rare man who notices your shoes before your breasts. Did we need a scientific study to prove this?
How desperate to get out of the house do you have to be to go to an exhibit on dirt?
When impersonating a massage parlor inspector, never ask for the ‘frontal massage.’
What is with fish jumping on boats? A dolphin even got into the game, and they are not fish.
Got any weird news?
Kind of weird: We’re getting possibly 10 inches of snow tomorrow in the Hudson Valley. April fools not.
Heh! Uterus? Yep, that’s one’a them thar wimmen’s parts. Don’t rightly know whut it does, a’course, but I knows we men don’t have ’em, so not really sure about that.
No weird news here. Just trying to make people aware that beginning tomorrow there will be labor and union related rallies for a week or so to coincide with the anniversary of Dr. Martin Luther King Jr’s death.
The link for finding rallies in your area is this:
http://www.we-r-1.org/
Action diaries don’t make the rec list at DKos but there is one obscure diary that has a few more links:
http://www.dailykos.com/story/2011/03/30/961483/-Time-for-Action:-Which-side-are-YOU-on
Funny. I sometimes notice a woman’s shoes before her chest, unless her chest is just unavoidably standing out shouting “Look at me! Look at me!” And I think “what in the world would I do with those things?”
I seem to recall a similar study a couple of years ago about what men notice first in other men. They looked at the other guy’s “package.” Yup, they did. Admit it, straight guys.
“safe to go out again”?
well, maybe if your only worry is a cobra in NY.
But this brings a whole new meaning to “when it rains it pours” as rain in Pennsylvania is radioactive thanks to the Japanese meltdown.
What was that line by tom lehrer? “don’t drink the water and don’t breathe the air”
“..wear a gas mask and a veil,
then you can breathe — as long as you don’t inhale.”
Really enjoy his songs (he’s still around at 82) and somewhere in a box in an attic in Norway I have an old cassette tape of “That Was The Year That Was”. Insanely funny and right on the mark.
You know who I totally trust? Tom Corbett, to tell me my well water is safe.
yeah me too: at least he admits it’s radioactive. “just a little radiation, folks, nothing to worry about compared to what my fracking buddies are about unleash.”