I swear the Chamber of Commerce would complain if the government asked businesses to voluntarily refrain from marketing suicide as an attractive option for unhappy teenagers. “What about about our free speech rights,” they’d cry. Oh yeah, by asking processed food manufacturers and corn syrup vendors not to, pretty please, spend money trying to get our kids hooked on crap food that makes them obese, the government is acting like Big Brother. “But people will hate us if we ignore these voluntary restrictions,” they wail. Maybe you deserve to be hated. People would hate me, too, if I said a bunch of hurtful and hateful things. That doesn’t mean I’ve lost the right to say them if I want. Jerkoffs.
Let’s Market Suicide
