Serious Question

9 Comments

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   Snarki child of Loki on September 30, 2011 at 2:37 pm

   Man, that’s a softball question…

   Christie’s girth is limited by the mass of the planet Earth, while Gingrich’s ego encompasses the entire Universe….

   ..and, like the Universe, primarily consists of vacuum and hot gas.

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     billperkins on September 30, 2011 at 3:04 pm

     I had a similar response, though one which adhered more closely to actually-existing laws of physics.  I need to be quicker next time.

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   Andrew Longman on September 30, 2011 at 3:41 pm

   I read on another site that there are rumors that Christie is boffing Ann Coulter.

   Is that physically possible? I mean I doubt he has even seen his manhood in the last ten years.

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     BooMan on September 30, 2011 at 3:53 pm

     You are cruel to bring that visual to this conversation.  That’s just wrong.  

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       Andrew Longman on September 30, 2011 at 4:57 pm

       It was posted by a right wing nutter who was saying why he didn’t think Christie could win. Seriously.

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   Quaker in a Basement on September 30, 2011 at 5:12 pm

   No contest.

   You can cram Christie’s girth into pants or a circus tent. Newt’s self-regard is uncontainable.

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   urizon on September 30, 2011 at 6:26 pm

   You forgot Santorum’s self-pity.

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   boran2 on September 30, 2011 at 8:03 pm

   And yet Christie is behind so much, ahem, belt-tightening.

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     utried on September 30, 2011 at 8:52 pm

     Yeah, and it’s not his belt. He cut money from public assistance because the $140 per month is too much.