The Zimmermans Are Not Too Bright

George Zimmerman and his wife Shellie are some of the dumbest people I have ever seen. Their jailhouse coded talk wouldn’t fool my 2 year-old son. Simply dropping three zeros off every number isn’t going to throw the police off your trail. How do you pay off the American Express and Sam’s Club bills with $8.60? The whole reason they were talking in code was because they were aware that their phone conversations were being monitored. And then they went to the bail bond hearing and pretended that they didn’t know they had around 100,000 bucks in a PayPal account. So, now Shellie has been arrested and I’m sure new counts will be added to George’s charges.

Keep in mind, this tragedy probably wouldn’t have happened if Zimmerman wasn’t a dunce in the first place.

Author: BooMan

Martin Longman a contributing editor at the Washington Monthly. He is also the founder of Booman Tribune and Progress Pond. He has a degree in philosophy from Western Michigan University.