Oh noes. The Obama administration is breaking protocol and planning to campaign during the Republican National Convention! The humanity! Michelle Obama is even going on David Letterman’s show. Can you believe her impertinence? They are all trying to “spoil” the Republicans’ happy fun time.
Meanwhile, Tropical Storm Isaac continues its inexorable movement toward the Tampa Bay region.
Ah yes, but the good news for the Rep frat party in Tampa is the new study that women who have unprotected sex are happier and smarter!
Course the bad news is that a bunch of MIT students have put together a SuperPac Ap that works on you IPhone to fact check ads. Oh dear.
Cannot believe how much I want this to happen. A hurricane-stomping, act-of-God stamping the seal of divine disapproval on these racist, misogynistic morons. I’m dreaming of the convention center being flooded and, if we’re extremely lucky, Darwin’s Law will apply and some of The Stupid will meet their maker. Then in the aftermath of no power, no water, no supplies, etc., the GOP will have to refuse Federal assistance. Can you imagine the headline if they don’t, “Obama Rescues GOP Survivors”? It would be so deliciously ironic my mouth would taste like rust while I cackle madly.
I think you are forgetting to think about the regular folks in the Bay Area who will be similarly impacted.
Have you lost your sense of humor? Don’t spoil my gleeful anticipation with reality.
Besides “regular folks” in Florida know what to expect from a hurricane and are better prepared than those who might “trust in the lord” to take care of them. Heck, at the first hint of a hurricane headed for the east coast of FL, my father speedily packs up and drives to North Georgia!
Remember…in the bible, Issac was a gift from god. Issac also lived to be 180 years old…thus, for some this Isaac may be a gift the keeps on giving.
Just read Timothy Dolan will be flown into Tampa for the GOP Convention to calm the
Sea of GalileeAtlantic Ocean. Quite a parody to watch the cardinal bless the troops going into war before defeat. After the convention will the good Irish bishop stay for some drinks and just maybe, maybe a little skinny-dipping with the boys?Isaac shoul be baptised into the “Evangelical Hurricane.” However the epic evangelical storm will bear down the length of the Communist island and take with it the Cayman Islands [how fitting!] before moving north and present itself with all fury at the doorstep of Romney’s crowning. Must be a move coming from Jerry Falwell and an awful prediction for this year’s outcome of the US election. God’s fury for the Republicans in Washington DC who refuse work and don’t do the job they get paid for.
The Caymans? Now if we could just GPS Mitt’s ‘offices’ and bank down there as the target, leaving the locals unscathed.
Thank you Willard for creating jobs and income for the islanders.
Can you believe her impertinence? They are all trying to “spoil” the Republicans’ happy fun time.
If the convention is the freakfest I’m expecting it to be, they’ll end up being glad for anything that distracts the public from it.
Yup. Better for them the folks are watching Barack and/or Michelle than the GOP crazies having a meltdown. This might be the first Rep convention that keeps me glued to the tv if Todd and and the Pauls and Bachmann get to deliver some profundities.
Wait, when the fuck did we start cheering on hurricanes?
Go hurricane, go! Category five, motherfucker! Maybe you could even slam into some Port-au-Prince tent cities along your way and kill thousands of people! Yaaaay!
At the same time when we started believing that political hyperbole manifests as a warm core storm system.
Hey, Republicans know that all they need to do is get a quick prayer chain together and the problem is solved. Just ask Rick Perry.
Can you believe her impertinence?
Is that impertinent, or uppity?
Not like that honorable John McCain, who deferred on his selection of Sarah Palin until a whole 12 hours after Obama’s acceptance speech in Denver in 2008.