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Betcha Can’t Stop Watching: Chris Christie in 2016-The Chris Christie Show

So now Chris Christie was Romney’s first pick for VP?  (Exclusive: Christie was Mitt’s first choice for VP)

Could be. Romney’s handlers must’ve blown a fuse trying to dissuade him. I wish I was a fly-drone on the wall, listening in.

But…but…Mitt!!! What’re you, kiddin’ me or what????!!! He’d upstage you so hard and so fast that if you won you’d end up being the vice-president and he’d be running the show. You saw where that got George Bush II, right? C’mon…

But here’s the thing.

If he doesn’t get sick from too much food/too much weight and/or blow out part of his brain system in the midst of one of his conniption fits…and of course if he is allowed to make a serious run by the PermaGov controllers…who’s out there in either party who could beat him?

Think on it. Really.

Read on.
He already puts out more sheer star power now than did Bill Clinton in his prime. Charisma? Fuggedaboudit!!! It’s not romantic charisma like JFK’s or the pure sex of Bill Clinton’s act, but man…he’s blasting out some charisma kilowatts!

Charisowatts.

Christiewatts.

I can see it now.

On the national campaign trail:

The Chris Christie Show!!!

Tune in tomorrow to see his next headline-making escapade.

He’ll tell the generals where to get off.

He’ll hug welfare babies.

He’ll take a swing at an airport security guy who isn’t taking care of business.

He’ll take Putin on in a judo match and win because Putin won’t be able to find a way to move him.

He’ll personally so intimidate Ahmadinejad that Iraq will hand him the keys to their centrifuges.

And that’s just the first episode.

A real American hero!!!

Elect him so hard that he won’t even have to run again in 2020.

He’s big enough.

He can handle it.

EIGHT MORE YEARS!!!

EIGHT MORE YEARS!!!

EIGHT MORE YEARS!!!

EIGHT MORE YEARS!!!

Watch.

Who in the political world could possibly win a debate with him?

Really.

No matter where on the stage he was placed, that would be the center of the show. He probably scared the mediocre Ratpubs in and around Romney so badly that they had to triple their intake of Ambien just to get to sleep at night.

I can’t wait.

Think of the fun!!!

A political Mike Tyson.

Watch.

Betcha can’t stop watching.

If the political scene is entirely a media controlled production-for-profit…and after closely watching the last four presidential campaigns I am totally convinced that this is the case…then what show could they put on that would top a Christie run?

Talk about yer moneymakers!!!

Win?

Lose?

No matter. The designated winner will always win, the designated loser will always lose, and the PermaGov will always continue to rule…at least it will continue to rule until the whole scam breaks down. Relax and enjoy the show.

And always remember…you’re not what you think.

And neither is anything else.

Bet on it.

Popcorn, anyone?

Later…

AG

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