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I don’t know why everyone is going around Washington DC saying that Elliott Abrams is an anti-Semite. Frankly, I think it’s preposterous. If people accused him of doing unspeakable things to goats behind the big barn, I’d acknowledge that that is probably true, but there’s just no solid evidence that Mr. Abrams has a problem with Jews. It’s true that he repeatedly lied to and withheld evidence from Congress and had to be pardoned by Poppy Bush for his role in the Iran-Contra Affair, but that doesn’t mean he has a self-loathing hatred of Jews. I don’t know why people would engage in this unseemly attack on his reputation. And why is Bill Kristol besmirching his character, too. He is a secret anti-Semite, too, now? I know both of them are well known for their fondness for underage boys and cucurbita maxima masturbatory sessions, but that’s a wholly different kind of character assassination. The next thing you know, people will be accusing Chuck Hagel of losing his virginity to his mother in an outhouse.

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