All aboard! Ha ha ha ha ha ha haaaa!

John McCain called Rand Paul a ‘wacko bird,’ which caused Rand Paul to say that McCain is “on the wrong side of history” which caused a McCain aide to say this:

“Senator McCain is obviously well aware of the politics of this — he just doesn’t care. He’s doing what he thinks is right. Unlike many of these guys, he’s actually been involved in a few national security debates over the years. He knows that jumping on the Rand Paul black helicopters crazy train isn’t good for our party or our country, no matter what Twitter says.”

And so I quote the great Ozzy Osbourne:

I’ve listened to preachers
I’ve listened to fools
I’ve watched all the dropouts
Who make their own rules
One person conditioned to rule and control
The media sells it and you live the role

Mental wounds still screaming
Driving me insane
I’m going off the rails on a crazy train
I’m going off the rails on a crazy train

Of course, John McCain is a different kind of crazy. He’s crazy for blood…like a vampire.

This popcorn tastes good.

Author: BooMan

Martin Longman a contributing editor at the Washington Monthly. He is also the founder of Booman Tribune and Progress Pond. He has a degree in philosophy from Western Michigan University.