As much as people bitch about America, you’d think they’d be willing to live somewhere else. I don’t think I’d want to live anywhere else, although I’d certainly entertain offers. I couldn’t spend too long in Paris because spoken French irritates me after a while. I don’t like the climate in England or Canada. Australia might be okay. Probably, I’d be happiest in either the Italian-speaking part of Switzerland or across the border in the lake region of Italy. If you didn’t live here, where would you go?