Because it is the August recess in a non-election year in the second-term of an incumbent president, we are experiencing the absolute nadir of public interest in politics. Therefore, I must ask you the following questions. If you could eliminate from existence the necessity of one, but not both, of the following things, which would you choose, and why?
1. Shitting or pissing
2. Burping or farting
3. Diarrhea or vomiting
Do you think the results will vary depending on partisan affiliation?
Is this a trick question? Quite obviously Shitting, Farting, and Diarrhea. Think about how this would change plumbing… and it would stimulate the economy.
Two years ago, I would have gone that route as well. But after getting infected with a norovirus from a friend’s kid, I’m going with vomiting for answer 3.
Obviously, if we aren’t shitting, there’s no diarrhea anyways.
Maybe we humans can develop a bird-like shit/piss hybrid.
We have. It’s called the tea party.
not sure about question one because each is so incredibly satisfying; but I would definitely give up burping over farting, because farts are funny; and I would give up vomiting over diarrhea, because the dry heaves that often come with vomiting are painful.
You’ve been thinking about Congress way too much.
I thought he was referring to what Congress spends most of their time doing – recycling the fruits of their labors for the 1%.
I’m more interested in talking about why the head of OFA (at least I believe he is still the head) is working for the Tories.
Why is that a surprise?
It’s not, I just want it acknowledged.
Because moderate Democrats are on the extreme right of the European political and policy spectrum. Republicans are completely off the scale.
He’s not the head of OFA. He has a consulting firm, now.
One thing is for certain, whichever one of those that the President didn’t choose the House would most certainly vote to eliminate it.
Realistically, the Republicans will never give up shitting, pissing, burping, farting, diarrhea or vomiting. It would leave them with nothing to do.
Sung to the music of “My Favorite Things.” (Julie Andrews won’t do it but maybe Phyllis Schlafley.)
Shitting and pissing on Barry’s agenda.
Burping and farting at Obama for America.
Wild diarrhea that vomits at fools.
These are the sum of our legislative tools.
Health care destruction and cutting of taxes.
Debt limit chicken that soothes and relaxes.
Licking the asses of corporate kings.
These are a few of our favorite things.
Awesome!
Vomiting
Vomiting
and
Vomiting
Not really a question for me, just get rid of everything to do with pooping and I would be a much happier person.
I can never play this game right. It used to make my daughter really mad. But I have a theory about sex, which is that for extra-genital fun leftists prefer oral and rightists anal. That doesn’t in itself predict how these questions go but allows interpretation of the results. Or at least one or two of them. From what’s down so far it looks to me like leftists dis>like oral displeasure more. Which is just what I would have expected, unless I was expecting the opposite. QED.
Wilhelm Reich wrote that the origin of ALL neurosis is potty-training. I think he was a crank, but sometimes I wonder.
I’ve got an orgone box you might be interested in. Right under that bridge, which I’ll throw in if you act now.
Nicely done.
Why, thank you.
You know I prefer the third way, plain old-fashioned vaginal. Does that make me middle of the road (pun intended).
This based on your waning dog-days-of-summer curiosity or have you actually talked to some American people?
Because Georgia and South Carolina US Senate races just got very interesting. Lindsay Graham has Freedomworks going to take him down — and two Republicans running against him. Graham is going to have to pull more than a third of the vote to make a runoff.
And North Carolina just had its last tax-free school shopping weekend, and folks are just beginning to hear that there won’t be one next year.
Oh no, not farting. Farting is fun. In fact, it’s a gas.