I guess Fat Tuesday is a day when it’s important to win the Wingnut of the Day award, because Michele Bachmann and Sarah Palin really went toe-to-toe today. Bachmann accused the American Jewish community of selling themselves and Israel out by supporting a policy that will reduce Israel to rubble. Sarah Palin said that Vladimir Putin is known for wrestling bears and drilling for oil while Barack Obama is known for wearing mom-jeans and bloviating.
I think I am equivocating on who should win the day.
Hi. Texas here. Did you know that we’re having a Republican primary tonight? They just nominated yet another George Bush for statewide office. And that’s what you get before you encounter the truly crazy.
Desperation for relevance. Grifting gets harder when you’re not in office.
Bachmann must have run out of crazy things to say about domestic policy. Next stop, Tel Aviv.
Bachmann is upset that American Jews haven’t sold their souls to Israel? Is that what she’s saying?
Sounds like treason to me.
Send in the drones.
Isn’t it rich? Are we a pair?
Me here at last on the ground and you in mid-air
Send in the drones
Isn’t it bliss? Don’t you approve?
One who keeps tearing around and one who can’t move
But where are the drones? Send in the drones
Just when I stopped opening doors
Finally finding the one that I wanted was yours
Making my entrance again with my usual flair
Sure of my lines
Nobody’s there
Don’t you love a farce? My fault, I fear
I thought that you’d want what I want, sorry my dear
But where are the drones? Send in the drones
Don’t bother they’re here
BOOM!
This.
I was inclined to take Palin’s word for it. After all, she’s a world-class expert on bloviating, and she knows Putin’s head personally. But she loses credibility when she brings up anything to do with moms.
But she can’t see Russia from her porch since she moved to Arizona. Or something.
Now she can see Mexicans. They aren’t “real Americans,” you know.
Fodder for bloggers to moan about the stupidity and ignorance of two irrelevant former politicians.
Meanwhile nobody here was interested in a CDC report: New Excuse?
Go with Palin. Palin always win.
Said in a caveman voice…
Ha – an entirely accurate typo!
diction nazi sez:
you missed the joke.
I’m actually going with Lindsey Graham. Huckleberry Closetcase actually linked Putin’s takeover of Crimea to Benghazi.