The president may be a Kenyan anti-colonialist (that’s a bad thing, right?) but Dinesh D’Souza is a felon. And an adulterer. And he’s going to spend at least ten months in prison.
Meanwhile, the president is still the president.
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Dinesh D’Souza is an admitted felon.
And a pro-colonialist. Still says Bombay instead of Mumbai and used to be president of King’s College (they said it meant Christ the King but I say it was George III).
Sure, Dinesh is an admitted, soon-to-be-convicted criminal. His performance during this endorsement, while hilariously dishonest, should be weighed by the judge in his consideration of the felon’s plea for leniency:
“Hey, Dinesh said this fake Christmas tree is the best. I hate Obama too- let’s join him in this battlefield in the War On Christmas!”
is it wrong that I’m smiling?
Well, Dinesh….look on the bright side. You’ll have some extra time on your hands now to put together another fictional documentary.
“The plea came four months after Manhattan U.S. Attorney Preet Bharara charged D’Souza with using “straw donors…”
Bharara sound like a very red blooded American name. His brother is probably running a 7-11 when he’s not at the mosque planning an attack.
“Bharara is an Obama appointee”
Enough said. Clearly it is a set up and the dude is just looking for a way out of being railroaded.
Well, he was judged by a judge of his peer.
And D’Souza is what? Sioux? Cherokee? Apache?
…an inmate.
And he’s going to spend at least ten months in prison.
I’m not going to laugh until he’s sentenced to at least that and he has reported to what ever minimum security joint they send him to. He probably won’t even have to report to prison until 60 days, or so, after sentencing.
This is why conservative/GOP/adversaries of this President hates him. Anyone ever notice the most notorious ones just never seem to prosper.
You’d darn near think Obama has some strong juju (I’m from NOLA, we believe in juju).
Seriously the list goes on and on and somehow Obama ends up on top.
Well…yeah!!!
U.S. Preznits don’t go to prison.
After they’re finished being preznit, they retire to the PermaGov old age home. There they play golf. Make speeches for money. Lots of money. Open libraries. Pose for pictures.
Awwww…you know…
Meanwhile, D’Souza didn’t get to be preznit. So he’s paying a price for his little misdeeds.
Apparently there was another count besides campaign monies tinkering, which felony all smart…no, make that all elected…preznits always delegate to disposable underlings under the secret constitutional amendment known as “Article XXX-The Plausible Deniability Amendment.” (I think JFK was the first beneficiary of that one, by the way.)
The other count?
Sure.
Hmmmm…
“The making of false statements,” eh?
HMMMMmmmm…!!!
Lemme see.
Those four war criminals pictured above?
No false statements made by any of them, right?
Riiiight…
What’s that you say?
They had to lie in order to get things done?
Oh.
Is that in the constitution?
Oh.
Must’ve missed it.
So it goes.
And what else?
The Big Lie is more important than the little lie?
My point exactly.
So how come the little lie gets punished and the big lie becomes accepted history?
Oh well.
Nevermind.
Yore freind…
Emily Litella