Goodbye, Lauren Bacall

I think my father was a little afraid of what my mother would think or say or do if he expressed the opinion that some other woman was attractive, so he basically never expressed any opinions about the attractiveness of women. The one exception was Lauren Bacall. When it came to her, he just didn’t care about expressing his massive crush. Frankly, I think he made a good choice for his exception. Lauren Bacall was all that and a bag of chips.