Krampus is coming:
Sometime soon, I will fully relate the story of how I told my son about Krampus, and how when he asked how I knew about this creature I told him I was Santa Claus and that Krampus was one of my many employees. This led to a long discussion of Santa Incorporated and my corporate culture.
Krampus, by the way, doesn’t kill the naughty children. That’s a myth. He brings them to my SANTA’S re-education camps where they are trained to be elves.