They’re Going to Need a Better Robot

So, the Rubiobot was exposed last night during the ABC News debate. Gov. Chris Christie lifted the curtain, so to speak, and turned Marco into scrapple, Jersey-style.

Senator Marco Rubio let his inner “boy in the bubble” show at Saturday night’s Republican presidential debate, tripping and falling right into Chris Christie‘s criticism that Rubio is too scripted, and unable to think on his feet. Within minutes, Rubio used the same exact line about dispelling “this fiction that Barack Obama doesn’t know what he’s doing,” with slight variations, four times.

He needs further programming. Perhaps Rubiobot 2.0 will be harder to detect.

Author: BooMan

Martin Longman a contributing editor at the Washington Monthly. He is also the founder of Booman Tribune and Progress Pond. He has a degree in philosophy from Western Michigan University.