President Trump just came out on Twitter with a statement saying that…and I quote:

I did not make, and do not have, any such recordings.

Phew!!!

Finally!!!

Now we can get on with the rest of the hustle.

But…wait a minute!!!

The kicker followed:

President Donald Trump said Thursday he does not have recordings of his conversations with former FBI Director James Comey, ending weeks of speculation about whether he taped their talks.

“I did not make, and do not have, any such recordings,” Trump tweeted.

The president, however, raised the possibility that a third party could have recorded his conversations with the ousted FBI director.

“With all of the recently reported electronic surveillance, intercepts, unmasking and illegal leaking of information, I have no idea whether there are `tapes’ or recordings of my conversations with James Comey,” he tweeted.

Oh my!!!

No facts without the implicitly stated possibility that they are not entirely “factual.”

Thus leaving several escape doors open.

A “friend” did the surveillance.

An enemy did the surveillance.

Everything that happens on earth is now being recorded by massive, alien superspy systems.

All evidence can be digitally altered by hostile forces.

Etc., etc., etc. forever and ever, Amen!!!

Donald Trump is not the only Teflon Don. Now we all are.

Not only are we all innocent until proven guilty and/or guilty until proven innocent…now there is no sure proof that anything ever happened!!! Or didn’t happen. Even if we say we have that proof. Or that someone else doesn’t have it. Or…whatever

It can all be faked, y’know…

I give up.

AG

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