In a stunning development it is revealed:
Brad Pitt may be a gorgeous hunk and great actor, but don’t let the good looks fool you.
He’s also a perfect dad, according to Angelina Jolie, who revealed Thursday that he often gets up early in the morning to take care of the couple’s three young children so that she can sleep in.
That is all. Carry on.
In another earth shattering revelation it is revealed that Lindsay Lohan is stalking Al Gore.
It must be a Rovian plot for Lohan to get Al up and then bring him down.
I think she’s been pre-programmed to give him a blow-job so he’ll stumble in the eyes of our righteous public before he declares again!
Tee Hee
if we ever come to know everyone in Hollywood who has given the serial dater George Clooney a blowjob ;).
Re: the Pitt.
If he could only get the fidelity thing down pat, he’d be damn near perfect.
Yep, it’s too bad about that infidelity thing. I’d sure love to console Jennifer Anniston and help her get over Brad’s infidelity (please don’t tell my wife I said that, OK?).
You and my husband and that sappy Anniston chick…….ugh! I thought she had Vince Vaughn now and then I heard a rumor they were breaking up. If my husband leaves me for Jennifer Anniston I’m stealing Andy Garcia from his wife and running away and making babies while I still have the progesterone!
Don’t forget about the big Miss USA news. She may lose her crown because of “behavioral and personal issues”.
Sorry to hear about your parasitic predicament. 🙁
On the bright side, being sick is always a good excuse to lay around watching Oprah. Yeah, yeah, I know it’s not much of a bright side …
thank you mary, I am a bit of a grump at the moment.
If I could think of something kind and sympathetic to say I would. But … well, you know.
But, if it would help your mood, we could argue about something, and then I could back down and tell you that of course you’re completely right.
okay. In my opinion, roses are red.
You’re entitled to your opinion. But then what is this?
Some roses are red.
I don’t know but it’s not a rose. Right? You are going to admit that I am right…right?
Sorry, I fell asleep.
um, yes, OF COURSE, you’re right.
I hope you get better soon because I don’t know how long I could continue the lies.
…please stop bugging me over nonessentials. I’ve got to watch George look good
even when he’s overweight.
i love that movie and George is awesome in that role. I especially the part that takes place in a Princeton diner.
“Countdown” is one of two shows that Clooney regularly records on his TiVo…proof that he has excellent viewing tastes… 😉
Re: Brad Pitt — after hearing reports as to how he’s been working on using “green technology” to help rebuild New Orleans, I’m feeling a lot more charitable towards both him and Angelina Jolie; their relationship seems to be built on more than the Hollywood party scene, which may be a plus…
But I’ve heard that he’s had to face the heartbreak of psoraisis.
So, he’s visited the Promised Land?
He tried to get in but couldn’t afford the 2 drink minimum.
Have I been sheltered or something? What does this skin disorder/Moses code mean?
It was related to snark from the Carter/Israel thread.
After reading about the first Lady’s angst concerning the media coverage about Iraq, comments about the carcinogenic effect of Depleted Uranium ammunition that is coming home to haunt us, Senator Johnson’s medical difficulties and McCain’s desire to effectively eliminate blogs like this one, Lady Di’s death really being due to a tragic accident, not to leave out the news concerning Booman and Lyme disease, I am so excited to finally be able to read something positive for a change. 😉 Thanks Booman!!
And I just finished a stint working 2, sometimes 3 jobs for 5 months, 14 hr days plus 4-6 hrs on Saturday just so I could pay my rent, bills (no cable or DSL), and student loan.
Am I a fantastic dad to myself? No, of course not, I don’t have a warchest of blonde-red hair and $500 million!
I’m just cannon fodder for the Imperium.