And there is only one correct answer.
Mayo or Miracle Whip?
About The Author
BooMan
Martin Longman a contributing editor at the Washington Monthly. He is also the founder of Booman Tribune and Progress Pond. He has a degree in philosophy from Western Michigan University.
21 Comments
Recent Posts
- Day 14: Louisiana Senator Approvingly Compares Trump to Stalin
- Day 13: Elon Musk Flexes His Muscles
- Day 12: While Elon Musk Takes Over, We Podcast With Driftglass and Blue Gal
- Day 11: Harm of Fascist Regime’s Foreign Aid Freeze Comes Into View
- Day 10: The Fascist Regime Blames a Plane Crash on Nonwhite People
Miracle Whip, please.
This is a trick question.
The correct answer is: neither.
Correct.
Beat me to it.
On my ham sandwich mayo with a little honey mustard mixed in.
Now, that’s downright weird.
Mayo is not supposed to ever make contact with pork, but if you mix it with mustard there could be an exception.
mayo. and there’s also only one correct answer to what kind: Best Foods (aka Hellman’s).
Correct.
Mayo or miracle whip? Is that even a question?
It’s like asking, orange juice or Tang?
For me, it’s mayo and it’s Kraft’s Real Mayo. Growing up in a small Southern town with a small grocery store, there was mostly just Kraft and maybe a regional brand, like Dukes. My Mom only ever bought Kraft’s so that’s the taste I like the best. Miracle Whip is salad dressing, a whole other flavor I never acquired a liking for.
Mayo. And I’m OK with “Just Mayo” (despite their bro-shitbird history). On sammiches, with some sriracha mixed-in. Yum!
Lately, following advice on LGM, I started substituting avocado for cheese, and boy does that work!
Neither. Mustard only. Unless we’re talking burgers at In-N-Out: then the answer is some variation of Thousand Island Dressing.
I’d take either. I’ve had to make do with Taiwanese mayo for most of the last 20 years. It’s almost as sweet as cake frosting.
They put it on pizza, too.
Actually, I prefer WD-40.
Mayo. And in a household where the bread, pasta, soap, and laundry soap are all homemade, perhaps it’s not surprising that the mayo is also homemade. I’m a sick pup, I know.
mustard
Miracle Whip – should only be used on poison oak rashes to relieve itching. Otherwise use Mayo.
. . . only if you have no Miracle Whip available (and why would you . . . have MW, I mean)?
Mayo, if homemade or Kewpie.
Sriracha aioli, please.
I agree and it is obviously mayonnaise, which is a simple natural and delicious product as opposed to Miracle Whip which has a boatload of artificial and tasteless components. But this is a decades old argument. I’ve made my case.