Welcome to the
Froggy Bottom Cafe
Froggy Bottom Cafe
Newbies, Lurkers and Splashers
do you get the shakes when you lose your internet connection?
do you hit the refresh button like a feening mouse?
do images of skulking trolls haunt your dreams?
do you hit the refresh button like a feening mouse?
do images of skulking trolls haunt your dreams?
if so, you may be suffering from
Accute Boo Blogitis Syndrome
symptoms may include:
- violent, PISSy urges to catch frogs and handcuff them
- overloaded email inbox from online petition requests and ATM transaction requests from congress critters
- repeated references to your elected officials as congress critters
- usage of terms AFAIK, IOKIYAR, IANAL, IIRC, or IMHO
- emailed jokes that are littered with HTML links to provide sourcing
- instant rage while watching cable news networks (excluding Keith O, of course)
- unsatisfied craving for cheesecake
- a perceived reality where Primordial Ooze is no longer goo and spiderleaf is neither spider nor leaf
- naming pets after government officials or political heroes
- an attitude where snark is more than a mood, it’s an art and a lifestyle
What other symptoms are you experiencing?