Al Gore really told them what for…
For sure the Repubs are now sore!
So they’ll set out to impugn,
Funded by Sun Myung Moon;
Troubadours with lickspittle spoor…
six more after the fold!
John Ashcroft, a blast from the past…
His legal usurping quite vast.
But just today the Supremes,
Smacked the “Culture of Life” memes;
Now dignified death’s not harassed…
`Twas scut work for the FBI guys,
Tracking fruit from Bush/NSA lies.
Though they uncovered no plot,
It just may help them a lot,
In dismissing the bribe alibis…
It now seems that George Bush has been sued,
O’er your rights that his thugs have eschewed,
Once in Detroit would be nice,
Ah, but New York makes it twice!
Make popcorn while it all comes unglued…
The Republicans want ethics? What fun!
They now stand blind in the light they once shunned…
Clumsily giving back bribes,
From the Jack Abramoff tribes,
Does this amend the misdeeds they have done?
Beware of the “Trade Center Cough”,
You heroes that Bush will cast off…
An unending disaster,
The inhaling of plaster,
With health care a drained, bitter quaff…
Captain Kirk’s sold his old kidney stone…
Now just why’s this poor taste been condoned?
Seems Shatner wants to espouse,
Habitat’s building a house,
What next… maybe some ashes from Bones?
