(Crossposted from My Left Wing)
Palindrome? I think that Edwards is the father. Of BOTH babies.
DNA TEST!!!
DNA TEST!!!
In fact…
Maybe they are both clones from the same Borg hive.
After all…
There is precedent.
Read on.
Lissen up, folks.
This is where the country lives now.
Pretty white girl abducted!!!
Pretty white MILF has daughter’s baby!!! (“MILF”. That’s “Mothers I’d Like To Fuck” for the non-20 to 30-something porn literate. Ms. Palin is the MILF candidate, and the people who put her in the VP spot know that damned well.)
Pretty white MILF runs for Vice President under Older Man!!! (And I DO mean “under”.)
And so on ad nauseum.
It’s all image manipulation.
Nothing more.
They try, then they try again.
If you’re not hip to the game…
Then eventually they manage to press almost everyone’s buttons. And all they need is 51%. Maybe more like 46% or 47% given the Diebold thing.
Hell, folks…even one of our our major (Snort!!!) newsiness networks fell into that game when they hired Katie Kutie to be the anchor.
You don’t really think that Katie Couric got that gig on her resume alone, do you? Please. Even if she had a competitive resume (which I suppose is entirely possible), just like Ms. Palin she was hired on her kutiness kuotient and nothing else. Of course, the good news is that the K-K-K-Katie experiment pretty much tanked, which I believe will ultimately be the result with the Palindrome thing as well, but still… that’s where we are at today.
Sex is the most powerful force in the animal universe.
Species (race) comes in a close second.
May you be born into an interesting election.
We’ve got a humdinger, force five electoral storm a’brewin’ right under our noses.
KATIE BAR THE DOOR!!!
What FUN it’s gonna be!!!
The sheer meta-ness of it all!!!
Lissen up, goddamnit!!!
STEP AWAY FROM THE TV WITH YOUR BRAINS IN THE AIR!!!
NEWSTRIKE!!!
MEDIASTRIKE
CULTURESTRIKE!!!
Wake the fuck up.
You’ve been had.
Walk away now.
From both sides of the hype machine.
You be bettah off.
Bet on it.
Later…
S.
