I have some advice for the Quad City Times. I understand your desire to replace Brent Bozell as one of your syndicated columnists, considering the fact that he wasn’t even the one writing his columns. But replacing Mr. Bozell with George Will is like trading a cerebral hemorrhage for a lobotomy.
If you must have a new conservative columnist, pick someone who isn’t calling climate change a hoax because medieval times…
Mr. Will is smarter than that. Why should you pay him to lie to your readers?
Also, if you choose someone from the National Review, you will almost inevitably have to drop them later when their racism causes you shame. In fact, if you Google “National Review racist,” you get 42,700,000 results. This is not an accident.