This is my 9/11 ventilation/decompression diary. Well, Herr Karl has insisted that Dubulya tie together 9/11 and the New Orleans/Katrina fiasco… in a moment of mental jujitsu I decided… fine… let them have it! Let’s just toss them an anvil in the floodwaters! What better way to go back and kill these birds with TWO stones. America sees now that Dub is largely responsible for the loss of thousands of innocent lives along the Gulf Coast… what better way to have more people begin to see his bloody malfeasance over the last few years…
So, George, Karl… it’s all yours! You wanna be an icon? You got it! My apologies to “The Boss”… but I really don’t think he’ll mind…
(“Torn the USA” lyrics plus other “Boss” photos and TTL’s after the fold…)
Torn the USA
Born up around Vineyard Sound
For kicks Dad took us all to Texas ground
Ended up that I like to drink too much
Then dad just spent his life covering upTorn the USA, I’ve done, torn the USA
I’ve done, torn the USA, torn the USAGot in another hometown jam
Then daddy kept me from Vietnam
Sent me off to Alabama land
To go and shill for this senate manTorn the USA, I’ve done, torn the USA
I’ve done, torn the USA, torn the USACome back home to the drilling rigs
Laden man said he’d pony up real big
Went out and got me a PR man
Rove said son, this is the planI made governor before too long
By sliming people who don’t belong
Now I’m still here, they’re all gonePop had Saddam, then got it wrong
I’m president and it’s much worse nowFrom the smoke and dust of WTC
To the floods and fires in Metairie
I’m seven years in vacation mode
Nowhere to run ain’t got nowhere to goTorn the USA, I’ve done, torn the USA
Torn the USA, I’ve called my daddy, torn the USA
Torn the USA, torn the USA
Torn the USA, I’m a fool mocking daddy, torn the USA
George Bush and the K-Street Band… The hardest working clowns in town
Today we will remember in silence,
All the thousands who’ve perished in violence,
After this day is all done,
We’ll remember the Bush son,
Who brought it on through extreme petulance…
North Carolina will brace for its share,
Of the high winds, flood damage, and despair.
Now that Ophelia’s on track,
To really break FEMA’s back,
`Twill be up to the “Tar Heels” to repair…
Al Qaeda has threatened LA,
In a tape received on Sunday,
Comes from Pakistan,
By Adam Gadahn,
Is domestic terror in play?
A rant about “exercise” and “blame game”
This clever parsing of terms is quite lame.
Delay tells kids, “Ain’t this fun!”
And America’s just stunned,
Hey Rethugs! It’s just a failure this frame!
A millionaire, it seems, five times over!
Ol’ Judge Roberts is rolling in clover!
Will he be one who’ll recuse,
Or one who’ll likely abuse,
As a Chief Justice Big Business drover…
The Scottish Pachyderms won their chukkas,
But this polo could raise quite a ruckas…
What would happen if you,
Should slip up in the poo,
I’d up-chuck as I sat on my tuccas…
