Happy Humpday Tribbers! The coffee’s on, the bacon’s a-fryin’ and the café is open for business. Eggs Benedict and Chocolate Banana Pancakes (a special request from the Abbottette) are the specials of the day, and the fruit cups with yogurt and granola look lovely, but I can’t vouch for them since I filled up on bacon.
Update [2005-6-22 14:44:4 by Abbott]: BREAKING NEWS!!! Frozen margaritas will be served free of charge for the forseeable future! Step right up!
Update [2005-6-22 14:51:31 by Abbott]: Also, it has come to my attention that Renee from Ohio has melted a giant popsicle only a few threads above the cafe. The bar has a limited supply of paper umbrellas left over from “Mai Tai Night” and will dole them out on a first come, first serve basis.
Also, please note that while breakfast is over, bacon is available all day long.
You all know the rules – in the Café, anything goes, but please remember to tip your server. Oh, and watch out for Sven, I hear Finns have a tendency to spit on the sidewalks… or something like that. =)
