Iraq holds new talks with Iran,
Could this all just be Dubya’s big plan?
Says he’s not a divider,
Insists he’s more a uniter,
His legacy an “Iraqiranistan Taliban”.
(four more after the fold)
A committee for a statue is formin’
In the hometown of James Garner, Norman.
Of the famed “Rockford Files”,
He’s brought Hollywood smiles,
A great honor for this old “Maverick” gunman.
Fox News thinks that bombs are good things,
“Why just look at all the unity it brings!”
Perhaps a big bomb,
Filled with fiery napalm,
Dropped on Fox would pull everybody’s heartstrings.
Al-Qaida claims they’ve killed an envoy,
Thumbing nose at our president cowboy.
But DOD claims,
They’re on top of their game,
While Baghdad more resembles Hanoi.
In the latest travails of ol’ Jeb,
Can’t he bury that old Terri deb?
The state found no proclivity,
Towards criminal activity.
Perhaps they should look into HIS web.
