It’s unfortunate that it’s impossible to fully nail down how subsidized time corresponds to real time. I think I’ll go with the theory that 2011 is the Year of the Depend Adult Undergarment. That means that last year was Year of Dairy Products from the American Heartland, and next year will be the Year of Glad (heavyweight trashbags). Someone will probably show up to argue with me, but I don’t care because it doesn’t really matter. I just think it’s bullshit to accuse David Foster Wallace of debasing the blogosphere’s respect for the written word. I mean, it’s like, in the Year of the Depend Adult Undergarment, people ought to show a little more respect. Ya know?

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