Probably should release this quietly on a Friday before the week of Thanksgiving, lest the whole nation notice and mock you into oblivion:
A two-year investigation by the Republican-controlled House Intelligence Committee has found that the CIA and the military acted properly in responding to the 2012 attack on a U.S. diplomatic compound in Benghazi, Libya, and asserted no wrongdoing by Obama administration appointees.
Debunking a series of persistent allegations hinting at dark conspiracies, the investigation of the politically charged incident determined that there was no intelligence failure, no delay in sending a CIA rescue team, no missed opportunity for a military rescue, and no evidence the CIA was covertly shipping arms from Libya to Syria.
Oh, wait, the Republicans were just richly rewarded with vastly more power in Congress.
How’s it feel to be a sucker?
