Actual headline today from the Associated Press:
Can Obama keep warmer inauguration weather pledge?
This is journalism? (Rhetorical question – we stopped having effective news coverage decades ago). The Onion couldn’t come up with anything that beats the AP’s own self-parody. By the way, don’t bother reading the article. It will only annoy the shit out of you that a supposedly major news gathering organization wasted time on something so frivolous.