Katrina bears down on the “Big Easy”
As the citizens flee, very queasy.
Will there be stories told,
After the future unfolds,
Of a big spot off the I-10 that is greasy?
(four more after the fold)
Bad audio from the President’s address,
On Iraq’s constitutional progress,
Makes him sound like he’s hunkered,
In some Hitler type bunker,
While the world all around seeks redress…
Promoting intelligently designed theses,
In their fight against the origin of species,
The Religious Right at great cost
Are creating “Lands of the Lost”,
And embossing their old taurine feces…
Good news for us Java fanatics,
Whose coffee drinking is far from erratic,
Polyphenols are keen,
In the old coffee bean,
Decreasing cancer, if you’re no total addict.
Fascinating, this “Vertebroplasty”!
Alleviating spinal fractures quite nasty.
Figuratively speaking as well,
Don’t you know, sure as hell,
`Twould improve our Democratic leaders quite vastly…
