I just got myself a new filter for my Photoshopping program. This one is pretty amazing! With the click of a button, you can undo any alterations done to a photograph through the benefit of a green screen. Naturally I cruised on over to Whitehouse.gov to see what mischief that I could get into… This was the first picture that looked a little doctored to me, so I thought that I might download it and check it out:
You know, every time that you see one of these propaganda photos, you always find yourself asking “What’s up with with that person on stage with him… They sound like they’re on drugs… or… They look like they’re on drugs…” Well, let… me… tell… you… I was both shocked and frightened… This is what I came up with when I ran it through my new “Green Screen Filter”…
Man, these people are sick! That’s a PCA pain pump for anybody that doesn’t know… With a push of a button a patient can administer something like Morphine or Demerol to relieve pain… but look who’s got the button! Add just a touch of Fentanyl, and the person doesn’t even have a recollection of the whole incident. No wonder those folks always look so blissful and happy on stage with Dub, and always ask the right questions. I looked into it, and apparently everybody is now not only required to sign a loyalty oath before appearing as a guest on tour, but they also sign a medical waiver as well!
Oh, that poor woman… and those sick bastards! Is there no end to the absurd lengths to which Rove’s evil staff of crack photo-goofers will go to further their cause? Well, rest assured that the Dood is ever vigilant… Until the day that they can prove to me that taxpayer funds aren’t being used to create these propagandist photo abominations at Whitehouse.gov, I will continue to use my skills to expose them for what they are… after all… I am a taxpayer and that’s MY money they’re spending…
