Some things never get old and some things never change. In Alabama, every measure of progress is always accompanied by kicking and screaming and wailing and gnashing of teeth. So, when told that they can’t ban gay marriage by a federal judge, they sound exactly like they sounded when told that they had to give up their Jim Crow laws.
“It is outrageous when a single unelected and unaccountable federal judge can overturn the will of millions of Alabamians who stand in firm support of the Sanctity of Marriage Act,” Republican Alabama House Speaker Mike Hubbard said in a statement. “The Legislature will encourage a vigorous appeals process, and we will continue defending the Christian conservative values that make Alabama a special place to live.”
If by “special” they mean “special ed…”
Yeah, I know, we’re not allowed to “go” there.
I’m looking for a politically correct word to mean that your damn brain doesn’t work right.