“I am writing you with much concern after having read of your hearing to decide whether the alternative theory of Intelligent Design should be taught …

“[T]here are multiple theories of Intelligent Design. I and many others around the world [believe] the universe was created by a Flying Spaghetti Monster. … More BELOW:

“[T]here are over 10 million of us … [M]any people claim our beliefs are not substantiated by observable evidence [but they don’t understand he makes] us think the earth is older than it really is. For example, a scientist may perform a carbon-dating process on an artifact. He finds that approximately 75% of the Carbon-14 has decayed by electron emission to Nitrogen-14, and infers that this artifact is approximately 10,000 years old, as the half-life of Carbon-14 appears to be 5,730 years. [The scientist doesn’t realize that when] he makes a measurement, the Flying Spaghetti Monster [changes] results with His Noodly Appendage. We have numerous texts that describe [this] … He is of course invisible and can pass through normal matter with ease. …”
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