I have never wanted to speak to Bill. I still don’t. To be honest it isn’t his politics that offends me because I don’t care what his politics are. In fact, I’m not sure he cares, either, and that is what offends me about Bill. I’m not sure where Bill ends and the hype begins. I’m not sure he wouldn’t say anything to garner publicity, no matter who it hurt as long as it increased his ratings a little and made him a little richer. And I guess he’s really good at this publicity game because as much as I don’t want to speak to him, I am now drawn to speak to him
Bill, you greedy, soulless, pompous unchristian jackass; I think you may be an anti-Semitic racist, Bill. That’s a terrible thing to imply about somebody but you don’t leave me much choice. Bill, if you willingly lay down with dogs you willingly get up with fleas and if you willingly take a public position that brings skin head anti-Semitic neo-Nazi racists to their feet cheering, then you are a racists and an anti-Semite by choice. The skin heads know what you really mean when you say liberal, Bill. “Liberal” has been a code word for Jews long before Henry Ford first used it in an anti-Semitic tract back in the 1920’s. And now you have tied “Liberal” and a war on Christmas together once again. It seems pretty obvious to the skin heads, Bill.
Okay, maybe you don’t really mean this war on Christmas junk. Maybe you’re just saying this to increase your ratings. But if you don’t’ want to be known as an anti-Semitic racist maybe you should remove your head from your rectum long enough to ask yourself what the hell you’re doing garnering the support of people like that? Bill, can you and the other ratings whores at Faux News ever make enough money to buy God’s forgiveness for desecrating his son’s birthday in this way? I don’t think so, and I’m an atheist.
Its one thing when Mattel uses Christmas to make a profit; at least a little kid gets a toy that makes him happy. But you guys at Faux News are selling pseudo-political swill to unhappy and angry people and you are just making those folks more unhappy and more angry. Don’t you remember, Bill? The pursuit of money is the root of all evil? Or did you miss that part of Christian class?
Who is conducting this war on Christmas, Bill? Out of the 284 million Americans, who is conducting a war against the 217,872,000 Americans (76% of the population) who openly proclaim themselves to be Christians and who attend one of the 388,000 churches in America? You know, with numbers like that it really doesn’t sound as if Christianity in America is in danger. What do you think, Bill? Maybe Jews are envious of your “Christmas Cards”? If the yamika fits you must acquit, Bill.
Or maybe the threat against Christmas is from Muslims. They take the commandment “Thou shalt have no graven images” pretty seriously. Muslims have no images of God, and none of his great Prophet, and would certainly tolerate none of a minor Islamic prophet like Jesus. Maybe they are plotting to sneak into the hundreds of thousands of crèches in America and steal all the baby Jesus-eses. But then a graven image pretty well describes you too, doesn’t it. Bill. The cops could use it if Muslims ever decide to steal you. “Victim is a large headed graven image, last seen hiding up his own ass.”
I think it may be the Mormons who are trying to steal the crèches. They collect baby Jesus-es like there is no tomorrow. There is a Church of the Latter Day Saints in Ann Arbor, Michigan that displays over 900 crèches. And one in Phoenix that has 1,000; Palo Alto, 500: Midway, Utah, 500. If they keep this up there won’t be any crèches left for all the other Christians. And yet I haven’t had any trouble finding a crèche in my neighborhood. I have to ask again, what war?
Considering the joyless way you and the folks at Faux News have converted the birth of the Prince of Peace into a justification for yet another vicious, name calling, smear campaign, I think the greatest threat to Christmas is you, Bill. You and Faux News are trying to destroy Christmas.
Christmas is about joy, Bill. It’s about sharing that joy with your fellow human beings. That’s why we give gifts, in order to share the joy. And hopefully we can share that joy without first pounding our fellow human beings over the head with our personal theology. So you say “Happy Holidays”, because it’s polite, Bill. It shows respect to those people who don’t share your theology. They know what you mean. They know you are celebrating Christmas, but showing them respect allows you to share your joy with them without slitting their throat first, which is the way Christians used to share their joy during the Crusades. But slowly, as human beings struggled to get closer to God, they realized that sharing you joy even with your worst enemy does not make you weaker. “Do unto others”, is the way Jesus put it. (Mathew 7:120) Anything that increases shared joy makes us all stronger. That’s the point of Christianity and Christmas. And only a paranoid lunatic hate filled jackass would spread anger and fear at this particular time of year.
Ah, Bill, you stupid, pompous unchristian jackass. Its Christmas, Bill, for Christ’s sake. Share you joy, asshole. Share your frigging love for your fellow human being or shut the hell up.
Merry Christmas. Happy Holidays. Go screw yourself, O’Reilly.
