Come on people,get off your sulk! George,Dick and Don have a proposal that will revolutionize our society and guarantee everyone a job in manufacturing.At present three separate divisions are envisioned:
1.Manufacture of enemies.Such enemies must be seen only on tape, uttering blood curdling threats and dropping off the tapes at Al Jazeera’s office where a Fedex runner is waiting to deliver it next day air to the Pentagon.The image of Bin Laden or Al Jawahiri can change depending on which actor from Ketchum or Hill and Knowlton is available at the moment.Torie Clarke is in charge of this department.The taping has to be coordinated with the Office of Special Plans run by Poindexter and Feith.
- Manufacture of Fear: What is a Democracy without the Freedom to Fear the rest of the world? George, Dick and Don have come up with the right recipe for this aspect of global manufacturing. They scour the earth for Meanie Brownies ( and by Brownies, I mean brownskinned bad guys) and keep a data base that is cleared with the NSA.Each Brownie is assigned a task to induce fear- religious, military, terror- so that people can respond by buying memberships in NRA or the 700 club as desired.
- Manufacture of Wars: This is the goal of the other two fears.As the number of meanies accumulate, it is not possible for our President to continue to function without launching wars or else he would lose the faithful flock.He may also lose Diebold’s support, which, in the scheme of things, is probably more vital to the functioning of Democracy according to George.
Those who keep saying George has done nothing to encourage Manufacturing in this country should just shut the —- up and let him do the job he was elected to do.Sorry, I misspoke.Let him do the job he was not elected to do.
