Back In The U.S.S.R.

Remember when Chairman Mao called the U.S. a paper tiger?”

Remember when President Ronnie “Empty Cup” Reagan was credited with destroying the massively incompetent system laughingly referred to as “The United Soviet Socialist Republics?” A system that could not even build an automobile that worked? A system that printed maps of Moscow with false streets on them…the only maps that were available in Russia so that if they were invaded the invaders would get lost even though spy planes and satellites were taking pictures of the entire country? (True story. I was an eyewitness.) A system that could not deal with a few thousand bearded hill fighters in Afghanistan even though it threw the full might of its armored divisions at them for many years? A system that had a TOTALLY propaganda-filled state newspaper named “Truth?” (Pravda) A system that, after it self-destructed, re-invented itself as that newest…or is it oldest… of all governmental systems, a kleptocracy?

Well, welcome to the 21st century.

Back In The U.S.S.R.

V.2

The U.S.S.R.-ing of America.

Read on.

(With apologies to Eddie Lawrence, whose comedy single “The Old Philosopher” was a big hit in the mid ’50s.)

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(Sad, mopey string music in the background.)

 Hello, there, my friend.

You say your country dressed up as Santa Claus but can’t get its belly
through the fireplace?

And you hang up a red bulb on the ol’ plastic Xmas tree and get arrested for inciting to riot?

And your government made an animal cage out of your Bill of Rights, and and now Grandma can’t get out?

 And someone opened a window while you were sortin’ your tax receipts and now all your necessary little lies are flying around the house?

 And one of your gifts, a strange shiny little box, suddenly takes off and is now slowly circling your house at three revolutions per minute, connecting directly to the Department of Defense?

 Is that what’s troublin’ you, bunky?

(Cue in some over the top Sousa march music.)

 WELL, PUT YOUR HEAD DOWN LOW AND TAKE A RUN FOR IT!! YOU’LL NEVER GIVE UP…NEVER GIVE UP…NEVER GIVE  UP…

THAT SHIP!!!

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News Item from today’s AP (Asshole Press) via The Swell Street Journal. (Motto: “All the truth that is fit to be bought.”):

PRAVDA REDUX!!!

“I got yer ‘truth’, right here!!!”

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(More sad strings.)

Got a minute, Bunky?

You say your Ford Motor Company and your General Motors Motor Company are thinking of merging because neither one can make an automobile that can compete with a Korean knock-off of a Japanese sedan?

And your government cannot win a illegal war in which it is using torture and the indiscriminate bombing of civilians in a country that contains precisely 8% of the population of the aggressor nation?

And your government made an animal cage out of your Bill of Rights, and and now YOU can’t get out, either?

 And someone opened a window in your TV while you were fast asleep watching and now all of THEIR necessary little lies are flying around the house as well?

24/7??

And one of your gifts, a strange shiny little box, suddenly takes off and is now slowly circling your house at three revolutions per minute, connecting directly to the Department of OFFENSE?

You say that your elected officials…your elected “OPPOSITION” officials…stood up in public after some guy named Chavez called a spade a spade on national TV and said things like “You do not come into my country, my congressional district, and you do not condemn my president.” The same elected assholes who called Bush “Our Bull Connor” and said about him that he is “a stone-cold alcoholic who found Jesus.” ???

 Is that: what’s botherin’ you, Bunky?

(Cue in an over the top Sousa-style version of the Beatles’ “Back In The U.S.S.R”.)

 WELL, PUT YOUR HEAD DOWN DEEP BETWEEN YOUR KNEES AND KISS YOUR SORRY ASS GOODBYE, BUNKY!!!

BECAUSE…YOU ARE BACK IN THE U.S.S.R.!!!

Bet on it.

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I wonder who OUR Putin is going to be?

PLAY THE NEWEST ONLINE GAME RIGHT HERE AT <http://www.bushco.com>!!!

KLEPTOMANIA!!!

See how many dollars YOU can steal before you are:

A-Voted out of office.

B-Impeached

and

C-Pardoned.

The winner wins.

And of course…the losers lose.

From the most powerful, prosperous country in the world to this in 8 short years.

PRICELESS!!!

Visa.

Do the business.

Do the math.

The only passport you will EVER need.

What’s in YOUR wallet?

Disgusting.

Later…

AG